Empire Strikes Back

Slovene political arena is bustling with activity – even more so after the presidential elections. I haven’t posted a real political entry ever since the PM won the vote of confidence and – by extention – earned himself a new nickname: Calimero (I can’t help but think of this post and pat myself on the back :))

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Dubbed “The Prince of Darkness” Lord Janez turns out to be Darth Janša :mrgreen:


To put it in military terms (I think), both sides of the political spectrum have tried to take the initiative in the past month. And although it may seem that Janez Janša and his government are on the run, they have very well managed to set the pace of the public debate ever since the presidential elections. But there is a catch:

Time and again we’ve seen Janša fire a full spread at seemingly at rather small targets. Time and again he advocated (and implemented) hard-line measures for goals that obviously needed a soft approach. When he came to power he went about subjugating the economy rather then winning it over. When Janša turned his sights on the media, he went about subjugating rather than winning them over (not all of them, of course, some were already strongly supportive of him). And when Janša finally seemed to have won over someone (namely the opposition for the duration of the presidency of the EU and to help him with implementing reforms) he produced a huge rise in inflation, making him as popular as a three-day-old used band-aid.

You see, the main problem this government has are its promises of a better tomorrow. But the better tomorrow missed the bus and is running late. And since today ain’t too hot either, Janez Janša decided that it is time to fire another volley – this time at the journalists, media as a whole and his allies-until-recent who have turned their backs on him (especially Laško Brewery). He accused them of actively conspiring against his government, simply by reporting about better tomorrow running late and about today being not as advertised. Which (somewhat understandably) sent most journalists and economy on the defensive. And the more they try to disprove the PM’s claims, the more they are proving them – in Janša’s eyes, at least.

And so Janša grabbed the initiative – either on his own or by proxies. The latter come in form of anal reporters (those who intensively kiss his ass), most notably Vladimir Vodušek of RTV SLO (seen here – while still at POP TV – climbing Mount Triglav with the PM and whose wife, BTW, was named ambassador to Bosnia under Janša’s tenure) who hosted a programme Vroči Stol (Hot Seat), aimed at discrediting the current Editor-In-Chief of Delo daily Janez Markeš, even though the show was suppose to deal with influences of capital on media in general.

All of this media bombardment might have even slightly forced the hand of Borut Pahor who yesterday formally announced that he will seek nomination for PM if his Social Democrats win the elections. While his announcement is not unexpected it does show that it was mostly aimed at grabbing headlines, especially since it is worthless from a legal point of view – the president of the republic formally nominates a person to the post of PM and if Social Democrats do win the election it is only natural for Pahor to get the post, whereas if they don’t win, he won’t get the job anyhow. With or without the announcement.


And so the battle continues and will continue for the better part of the next ten months…

Hitlerjugend

I always suspected that Hitlerjugend had a not-so-hidden homosexual conotation, but to see it in Technicolor is a whole new experience. A true mix of sex and politics provided by Jörg Haider himself 😆 (pictures published by Der Standard)


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Ausländer raus, Homosexuelle herein! :mrgreen:


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Getting fucked by Haider takes on a whole new meaning 😈


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I’m sure he’s saying something like: “I want to invade you like Poland!” 😀

Traffic Warden

Often being dubbed as the town’s sheriff, Ljubljana mayor Zoran Janković can regurarely be seen chasing away double parked vehicles in downtown Ljubljana. I saw that for the first time some six months ago as he took the “press core” on an impromptu tour of nearby development sites. He put on his trademark “this-is-my-turf” look and just tapped on a glass of a taxi parked on a zebra crossing. The taxi driver looked up, and as he saw the mayor peering down on him, he bugged out without saying a word.

A part of this routine can be seen on this video, taken almost two weeks ago. Zoki made his speech, called the traffic wardens and the van was no more.




I’m just not sure if it’s becoming for a mayor to direct traffic…. :mrgreen:

Dan Republike / Republic Day

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The Old Man


A bit of yugo-nostalgia today… November 29th was the biggest public holiday in former Yugoslavia. At the very least it was on a par with Labour Day (May 1st). Born in late 70’s I still had the opportunity to observe how the first thing people did was to check on which day the 29th “fell”, i.e.: what day of the week it was. Because if it was a Thursday (like today), people would normally take Friday off and all of a sudden they were facing a prospect of a mini-holiday at the end of November.

It was a feast for us kids as well, because a week before that schools were abuzz with “bratstvo in jedinstvo” (broterhood and unity). Sometimes kids from other republics came to visit (we never went anywhere – it was an injustice, it was!), most of the time army recruits from local barrack came to give lectures about the Yugoslay National Army and what an honour it was for them to serve in Tito’s army (well, they had to say it, because our class teacher was married to a high-ranking Colonel in Ljubljana army district), and we all felt that this day must really be important – and by extention we felt important too.

But why 29 November? On that day in 1943 the second session of Antifasistic Council of National Liberation of Yugoslavia (Antifašictičko viječe narodnog odlobodjenja Jugoslavije – AVNOJ) took place in Jajce, Bosnia and Herzegovina, where (among other things) the council was declared the supreme legislative body, removed the king from power (but stopped short of declaring a republic), made Comrade Tito a marshal and – perhaps most importnatnly – decided that all five nations (Slovenes, Croats, Serbs, Motenegrians and Macedonians) will remain within Yugoslavia. Basically, Yugoslavia was re-established on that day after it was wiped off the map two-and-a-half years earlier by aggresion of Nazi Germany.

Before rabid nationalists come flocking this way, let me also add, that one of the decisions AVNOJ took was, that nations of Yugoslavia decided on their commom future based on an inalienable right of self-declaration which was one of the strongest legal arguments for Slovene declaration of independence 48 years later.

But to quote apatrid over at the Lexicon of Yugoslav Mythology: “only pigs had an aversion to the glorious date“. Late autumn is slaugher time in this part of the world :mrgreen:

Already Married?

A little birdie told me that Prime Minister Janez Janša and the Captain of his heart Urška Bačovnik might already be married. Obviously, this is pure hearsay of the best kind (a friend of a friend of a co-worked of someone’s second aunt’s cousin), so please, take it cum grano salis. But as the story goes, the happy couple is said to have had a civilian wedding some two weeks ago, with the religious service to be held some time in spring of next year.


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Already married? JJ and Urška in an interview for Radio Ognjišče (foto: Izidor Šček, source)


Personally, I don’t think there’s much to it, as JJ has little to gain both in terms of politics as well as PR by marrying Urška in secrecy, but then again, there is an off chance that he’s just waaay crazy about her.


P.S.: Thanks for all good wishes yesterday. Special thanks go to Disablez, Mišo and Uroš for helping with my computer headache. After pulling an all-nighter I it turned out to be a bad PHP install. Go figure.