Juan Carlos Janković

A couple of days ago Ljubljana Mayor Zoran Janković provided us with another juicy remark – this time aimed at parliamentary chief whip of Janez Janša’s SDS Jože Tanko. Namely: Zoki was rather eloquent in his support of Mitja Gaspari and then of Danilo Türk during the presidential campaign. Furthermore, he said that Lojze Peterle is too close to the ruling coalition which is actively seeking to harm Ljubljana.

In the heat of the election campaing SDS of course responded by Tanko demanding a public appology. And on Tuesday last (one decision by the constitutional court and one electoral result later) mayor Janković struck back at Tanko, slamming him pretty hard:

I’m sorry, I just couldn’t help myself 🙂


Funny thing is though, that Spanish king Juan Carlos did basically the same thing to Hugo Chavez the other day. But he did it in person while his PM Zapatero was unsucesfully trying to be both calming and assertive. Anyone speak Spanish around here? 🙂

Constitutional Bitchslapping

The political turmoil of the past few days combined with my severe cold has prevented me from blogging about a very important development in Ljubljana- Slovenia relations. Namely: the Constitutional Court has finally ruled on motion of the City of Ljubljana (supported by three other municipalities) to repeal several articles of the Law on Funding of Municipalities.


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The inner corridors of Constitutional Court of the Republic of Slovenia


Now, some of you may remember this post, or even this post, when the City of Ljubljana filed a request to review the constituionality of the said law. So you now have the perfect opportunity to see expedience of Slovene judicial system almost first-hand

The fun part is that this actually is expedient. The Constitutional Court took slightly less than a year to rule on a very tricky matter. I won’t go into details, but the gist of it is that the Court decided that theyn (Janša & Co.) pursued a fair goal (spreading funds over several municipalities) but employed unfair (unconstitutional) means to achieve it. Not in the least by spreading funds so thinly that it made most municipalities actually more dependant on the state that they already are. The added “bonus” was that these funds were originally earmarked for the City of Ljubljana, but suddenly the capital was left with virtually nothing.

So, tehnically, the unconstitutionailty was twofold: firstly the effect of the law violated the constitutional provision that municipalities should be as financially independent as possible, and secondly that the change was immediate and absolute, without a transitional period (unconstitutionality here being that the government arbitrarily worsened the plaintiffs’ positions)

And finally, the Constitutional Court ruled that the Parliament must amend the said law within a year.


So what does it all mean politically?

Well, first and foremost, it is a huge political vicory for Ljubljana Mayor Zoran Janković. His political stock went through the roof, but unfortunatelly for him, all he can count on is to cash in on it furhter down the road. Because he ain’t getting the money. At all.

As I said, the Court gave the parliament a year to ammend the law, which puts the deadline for ammending the law well within 2008 election period. Add to that the fact that the state budget for 2008 is already passed and that the government only yesterday passed the 2009 budget proposal, and you can see that city coffers will not see the 60 milion euros that the government has unconstitutionally taken.

But more importantly, this ruling basically kills the proposed regional legislation which was on ueasy footing even before the ruling, as no political decision could be reached on the number of regions Slovenia is to be divided into (the numbers varying from six to absurd twenty-five, with government proposing fourteen). But with this ruling the Minister for Self-Government Janez Žagar is basically dead in the water.

Alongside Žagar, Finance Minister Andrej Bajuk took a beating as well, as it was his ministry which drafted the unconstitutional law which was more or less aimed at throwing cash at rural municipalities whose inhabitants were more likely to support the current government. On the other hand, however, Minister for Civil Service Gregor Virant (chief government negotiator with Mayor Janković) can take silent joy in the ruilng, because he admitted somewhat hastily in February that Ljubljana was wronged by the law (consequently, PM Janša sent lightning bolts in Virant’s direction) and – perhaps more importantly – he was locked in a bitter political struggle with minister Žagar, who wanted to change the structure of the entire civil service en passant while setting up regions. Virant, who – admittedly – has done a pretty good job at bettering the civil service, obviously went apeshit over it, but was until now unable to counter Žagar effectively.

And last but not least – the whole thing is a serious blow to Prime Minister Janez Janša, who exactly a year ago suffered a humiliating electoral defeat in Ljubljana and is now being bitch-slapped by a political newbie Zoran Janković. (do check out the link!). And he’s set for some serious asswhooping this Sunday unless the “october surprise” yields unexpected results.

But the PM’s got more important things on his mind right now. As you read this, he’s in China, asking “who’s president and when’s prime minister“. But not to overdo the joke, the fun part is that Janša (a former hardcore communist with residual dicatorial tendencies) is visiting only remaining communist superpower with emerging capitalist tendencies. It must feel quite bizzare for all of them 🙂

Showdown At OK Global

A week ago a bouncer at the (in)famous Global club brutally attacked and killed Gorazd Čamernik, a 20-year-old from Dragomer, just outside Ljubljana. The attack happened Saturday last, at 3.30 AM, just metres from the disco entrance/exit, where the following picture was taken. (incidentally, only metres from The Firm™ as well).


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Candles are being lit in memory of Gorazd and in protest against “VIP Varovanje” security company


Today, candles are being in front of Global lit in silent protest against the murder. The protest officially ends at midnight, but I’m sure it will continue on Sunday.

The exact timeline of the incident is not yet known, but apparently Gorazd and his (mostly female) friend left the club at 3.30 AM and were followed by at least two bouncers who attacked him from behind and hit him in the neck. Gorazd apparently hit a sidewalk as he fell and went into a coma and died four days later.

Now, as most of Ljubljana’s hip’n’cool places, Global is notorious for an occasional fight, especially if guys with thick arms, no necks and crew-cuts/bald heads congregate in large numbers and the probability of a bar-brawl obviously increases with the amount of alcohol consumed and cocaince lines sniffed. But the real problem is the fact that guys who start these fights are almost as a rule friends/family/mafia companeros of the bouncers. Or even bouncer-colleagues who are off duty or are working for another company.

Let me add that there are probably leigt bouncers out there who do their job professionally. But the guys at Global are your tipical mafia-connected characters with a) a criminal record and b) no real future. So they actually don’t give a rat’s ass about anything or anybody. And then there are the security companies who are usually ran with people who a) have a criminal record and b) have only a limited futre ahead. Not to mention the fact that the limitations of the law are easily circumvented: the law namely states that the security company must have thirty security guards (“varnostnik”) to get a license for securing a place of public gathering (such as a club).

The law of course doesn’t state that these guards must actually be employed….

You can draw your own conclusions, but my guess is that 90 percent of bouncers are listed as working for several security firms at the same time. So stripping VIP Varovanje of its license will not actually get rid of the violent bouncers. They will just migrate. Like seagulls.

And on a final note: A young man’s life was brutally and prematurely ended. But my guess is that the murderer will get away with a charge of “unintentional manslaughter” (6 months to 5 years jail time). At the very most, the murdered will be charged with proper “manslaughter” (1 to 10 years jail time). But with our notoriously incompetent prosecution it is entirely possible that the murdered will skate clean.

Not to mention that I was in Global that very night and have apparently left only 30 minutes before the tragedy occured.

Jonathan Livingston Seagull

The good dr. filomena has recently provided me with proof of what I claim for the past year: that there is a flock of seagulls somewhere around Ljubljana. I’ve seen them above Tivoli park on a couple of occasions, but here we have incontrovertible proof, shot on Lake Zbilje. Note the Alps in the background in the beginning of the video.

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one…

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…and two


Photos and video by dr. filomena

Two things come to mind: Richard Bach’s Jonathan Livingston Seagull (read the novel text in full) and global warming. Seagulls are not suppose to be here, no?

If You Build It They Will Come*

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Proposed designs of Stožice (L) and Bežigrad (R) stadiums




It is almost ten years since Slovenia caught the football fever en masse. When Slovenia qualified for EURO 2000, then-mayor of Ljubljana Vika Potočnik – carried away by the football fever – promied to build a new football staduim in Ljubljana. This promise turned out to be the first of three steps to her political demise. She made the promise in 1999 (methinks), but Ljubljana still doesn’t have a UEFA-regulation football stadium.

Four years later, Vika’s successor Danica Simšič tried in vain to find some sort of a solution to a hot-headed promise which by then became a prime political issue, not in the least because building a new stadium (or renovating the old one in Bežigrad part of Ljubljana) meant making some serious cash. Thus lobbying par excellence began, and Danica Simšič tried to accomodate everyone instead of pushing for one solution. So one week she was in favour of building a new stadium in Stožice (north outskirts of Ljubljana), but the very next week she was in favour of renovating the old one. It all depended on who got to her good ear on a particular week.

Danica’s stint as a mayor ended after four years, and by that time “Ljubljana Stadium” became a symbol of an incompetent city administration. Things even so far that some people claimed that the project itself was cursed, because everyone who touched it (on any level) more or less dug his/her own grave.

Enter current mayor Zoran Janković, who, staying true to his style promised – during election campaign – to both build a new stadium and renovate the old one. What he cleverly ommited is that he will have other people do it for him. Namely: the old stadium in Bežigrad was recently bought by Joc Pečečnik of Interblock, a self-made millionare who made his fortune by building automatic roulettes (to extreme happines of casino owners all over the world). Pečečnik already owns FC Interblock, which is not doing all that good in Slovene First League, but which will (if all goes well) have a wonderful new stadium in late 2009. The city of Ljubljana will hold a 28-percent stake in the company running the stadium, but will apparently stay out of Pečečnik’s way.

The new stadium in Stožice will be built in a similar way: The city of Ljubljana will invest real estate (worth approximately € 100 million), but the stadium and accompanying basketball hall will be built by a retail chain which will in turn be allowed to built a giant, 82.000 sq. metres shopping centre next to the sports objects which would then become city’s property. It’s kind of neat. I’ll let you build a shopping centre if you build me a stadium.

But why does Ljubljana need to stadiums? I don’t know, actually. We don’t even have a proper football club, let alone a national team worthy of its name. But everybody remembers the good old days, compiled in the video below, and hopes, that if we build it, they will come:


*apparently a misquote from Field of Dream starring Kevin Costner

The Enemy Within (Found in a Matter of Hours)

I promised to post some more on the disastrous way in which this government is “tackling” inflation. Instead of adapting its fiscal policy it launched a raiding party trying to “expose” those responsible. The current official rhetoric is mighty similar to that of socialism in its dying phase, when noone had any idea whatsoever how to curb the spiraling hyperinflation. The only difference between then and now being that Janša & Co. have yet to use the term “adminsitrative counter-inflation measures”.

However, it would seem that I was wrong in laughing at the search for “the enemy within”. It seems that the government found it while we were having our learned debate on inflation on Thursday.

Namely, the government has decided that Ljubljana Mayor Zoran Janković is to blame for the rising inflation.

I kid you not… Apparently, the government believes that the mayor increased the price of tap water by 16,8 % thus adding .4 % to aggregate inflation on national level. The mayor has (as seen in the video below) begged to differ. In slightly more colourful language, of course.


Zoki stopped just short of using the F word.



Funny thing is, though, that according to the mayor the price of tap water would actually go down instead of up. Someone around here don’t know how to count…

Tu Vuo’ Fa’ L’americano

If you hang around long enough in this city you’re bound to stumble upon a rare jewel. In this case it was a couple of Italian guys who set up an imprompru gig in the middle of Šuštarski most in the Old Ljubljana on Tuesday night. The trio was apparently joined by a passing trombone player and I came just in time to catch a funk version of Tu Vuo’ Fa’ L’americano, a legendary tune by Renato Carosone.



The gig ended with a traditional visit by the Bad Blue Boys and Girls (no offence, Blur), the crowd gave them the ritual booing, but in the end everyone went home happy… Well, some of us went for a glass of sangria 😉