Do Not Put On Knob And Bollocks

Yes, shit is going on in Slovenia, the presidential race is looming ever larger and the parliament just passed a law establishing the Slovenian State Holding company, which rounds up every asset this country holds and basically puts all of our eggs in one basket worth 10 billion euro (all that via a controversial shortened procedure and Bob knows who’s watching the basket). But today we’ll leave Janša and his branch-a aside (inside joke, I’ll explain eventually) as the following is much too fun to ignore…

It would appear that the 200 ml Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme is getting some mixed reviews from the customers over at Amazon UK, some of which might make you cringe. And when pengovsky says mixed he means brilliantly awful and when he says cringe he means howling with discomfort even when reading it.

Here are just few random examples:

The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing.

Afterwards, there would be Dave and the Twins, hairless but with none of that sharp stubble that my wife complains about.

Trying to find the words to describe it is difficult but imagine, if you can, having your scrotum industrially sandblasted from a distance of about a foot with broken glass mixed with acid and salt.

Although as a man I lack the required experience, I’m going to estimate that using this product is at least eleven times more painful than childbirth.

And many, many more. Read them at your own risk…

(hat tip to Ian and Joan)