V@ting

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Big Brother will be able to watch you vote (source)



Once again we are faced with the fact that (in Slovenia at least) stupidity is not confined to the political right. Namely: left wing MPs, Marko Pavliha (Social Democrats) and Slavko Gaber (Liberal Democrats) have proposed a bill which would enable electronic voting.

We are not talking about the antiquated electronic voting machines which (with a little help of Karen Huges and elderly Jews) fucked up Florida elections, but about proper electronic voting, with an electronic signature and a mouse.


I think this is a really fucking bad idea. The point of democratic and anonymous elections is that you cast your vote anonymously and without even a theoretical record of your voting preference. Electronic voting negates the very basics of free, fair and anonymous elections. If you use your (unique, might I add) electronic signature, vote from a specific IP address and cast your vote by clicking one candidate, records will be made.

This opens up a whole plethora of dangerous options, from election frauds to punshing individuals for their electoral preference. Because there will come a time when end will justify the means. And if something can be done, it eventually will be done. Sooner or later. Including controling the way people vote.

Thus Spake The Government


Minister of Internal Affairs Dragutin Mate

In light of the tragedy in front of Global Club in downtown Ljubljana which happened ten days ago, the government of Janez Janša took decisive and firm steps to enforce strict control over private security companies and prevent further loss of life. These steps include:

-bacground checks of security personel
-more specific conditions for revoking companies’ licenses
-more powers to inspectors who will now be able to temporarily shut down facilities without proper security
-legal rammifications for club owners (or owners of other facilites) without security or who hired a non-licensed security company
-enabling the Ministry of Internal Affairs to execute continuous control of security companies’ meeting the criteria of the law
-specifies conditions for revoking a security guard’s badge.


Thus spake the goverment…Now, ladies and getlemen… Let’s take a look at current provisions of the Law on private security companies. Specifically, Articles 19 and 20, which stipulate conditions that have to be met by a security company and a security guard respectively to get their license:

-passing an appropriate education programme
-has achieved “national vocational qualification” of a security manager
-a background check showed no reservations
-is a citizen of Republic of Slovenia

According to Article 33 of the same Law, a copmany which secures a public gathering must have at least thirty (30) licensed security guards which have passed an educational programme verified by the Ministry of Internal Affairs.

Furthermore, the law is quite specific on the conditions for temporary revocation of a company’s license, but rather vague on permanent revocation. Oddly enough, the new government measures are quite specific on temporary revocation of the said license, but say nothing of permanent revocation.


The inevitable conclusion is that the measures passed by the government bring nothing new, but are only an attempt at snowing the public. The law is there, it only needs to be executed properly. Case in point being this PR release by the Inspectorate of Internal Affairs (Slovene only) dated 26 January 2006 which says that VIP Varovane (the incriminated security company) had no security license whatsoever, let alone a specific license required to secure a public gathering. Truth be said, the same company did apparently get a license (at least according to this list), but the law could have been executed much earlier and lives could have been saved.


The government needn’t pass new legislation. it just needs to execute the existing one. But – in reality – what are the internal minister Dragutin Mate and his boss Janez Janša doing to protect citizens of this country? Nothing. Period.

Let Them Eat Cake

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No bread? Let them eat cake, then! (source)


The inflation in Slovenia shows no inclination of returning to normal levels and it would take a super-human effort to bring it down rapidly. So our wise leadership had (once again) devised a cunning plan on how to bring down spending.

According to the minister of economy the nation “not be picky and shouldn’t complain about eating a day-old bread”. Now, a day old bread can be a really wonderful thing, I just sort of hate it when a minister with a government car, a driver, a government credit card and meals paid by the taxpayers, tells me what to eat and when to eat it. Call me marxist, but I see a slight credibility issue here.

But it turns out that this is nothing compared with the fact that PM Janez Janša has seen loafs of bread in the dustbin somewhere in this country and that prompted the following rhetorical idiotism: “As long as I see loafs of bread in the dustbins, things are not all that dramatic”.

Sounds much like Marie- Antoniette, no? And she was decapitated for it…

Showdown At OK Global

A week ago a bouncer at the (in)famous Global club brutally attacked and killed Gorazd Čamernik, a 20-year-old from Dragomer, just outside Ljubljana. The attack happened Saturday last, at 3.30 AM, just metres from the disco entrance/exit, where the following picture was taken. (incidentally, only metres from The Firm™ as well).


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Candles are being lit in memory of Gorazd and in protest against “VIP Varovanje” security company


Today, candles are being in front of Global lit in silent protest against the murder. The protest officially ends at midnight, but I’m sure it will continue on Sunday.

The exact timeline of the incident is not yet known, but apparently Gorazd and his (mostly female) friend left the club at 3.30 AM and were followed by at least two bouncers who attacked him from behind and hit him in the neck. Gorazd apparently hit a sidewalk as he fell and went into a coma and died four days later.

Now, as most of Ljubljana’s hip’n’cool places, Global is notorious for an occasional fight, especially if guys with thick arms, no necks and crew-cuts/bald heads congregate in large numbers and the probability of a bar-brawl obviously increases with the amount of alcohol consumed and cocaince lines sniffed. But the real problem is the fact that guys who start these fights are almost as a rule friends/family/mafia companeros of the bouncers. Or even bouncer-colleagues who are off duty or are working for another company.

Let me add that there are probably leigt bouncers out there who do their job professionally. But the guys at Global are your tipical mafia-connected characters with a) a criminal record and b) no real future. So they actually don’t give a rat’s ass about anything or anybody. And then there are the security companies who are usually ran with people who a) have a criminal record and b) have only a limited futre ahead. Not to mention the fact that the limitations of the law are easily circumvented: the law namely states that the security company must have thirty security guards (“varnostnik”) to get a license for securing a place of public gathering (such as a club).

The law of course doesn’t state that these guards must actually be employed….

You can draw your own conclusions, but my guess is that 90 percent of bouncers are listed as working for several security firms at the same time. So stripping VIP Varovanje of its license will not actually get rid of the violent bouncers. They will just migrate. Like seagulls.

And on a final note: A young man’s life was brutally and prematurely ended. But my guess is that the murderer will get away with a charge of “unintentional manslaughter” (6 months to 5 years jail time). At the very most, the murdered will be charged with proper “manslaughter” (1 to 10 years jail time). But with our notoriously incompetent prosecution it is entirely possible that the murdered will skate clean.

Not to mention that I was in Global that very night and have apparently left only 30 minutes before the tragedy occured.

Do Your Math

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Mocja Kulcer Dolinar, the freshly named minister.




If you haven’t paid attention, you might have missed the fact that PM Janša replaced three cabinet ministers a month ago. The last new minister to be replaced was minister of Higher Education, Technology and Science Jure Zupan of NSi (Nova Slovenia, a very right wing junior coalition partner). In his place Janša proposed (and his rubber stamp parliament approved) Mojca Kucler Dolinar, MP and Ljubljana city councillor. So far, everything is fine and dandy. Now, according to the law, a function of a government minister is incompatible with a function of a member of parliament. Thus, someone else will take Mojca’s place in the parliament.

But who?!?

There are two candidates: Majda Zupan and Anton Zakrajšek, both of whom have received the same percentage of the votes in their district. But there is a twist. They both received the same percentage rounded up to the second decimal point. The local electoral committee has – according to the law – decided to hold a draw between the two candidates who ran on NSi ballot. It turns out that Anton Zakrajšek got the long end of the stick and won the draw.

Just to explain – for purposes of parliamentary elections, Slovenia has eight voting units, each consisting of eleven voting districts. Votes are counted in each district separately and then summed up at unit level (and then on national level).

But there is another twist. In the mean time, Anton Zakrajšek switched parties and is now a faithful member of SDS (the senior coalition partner). So by Zakrajšek winning the draw, SDS got one vote more in the parliament and NSi got a vote less accordingly. The law, namely, stipulates that a replacement MP is chosen among those who ran on the same ballot on election day.

NSi obviously went apeshit, especially their pitbull-in-chief Jožef Horvat, MP, who decided that “meticulous” is the word-de-jour and said that Majda Zupan got 14.1403 % of the vote, while Anton Zakrajšek got 14.1356 percent of the vote and thus Zupan should get the parliamentary seat by a meagre .0047 percent of the vote.

There is one problem, though…

In case of 3rd voting unit the percentages received by each candidate were already rounded up to two decimal points at district level, which enabled Mojca Kulcer Dolinar to beat Majda Zupan by .5 percent on unit (overall) level. If the percentages were meticulously counted from the start, Mojca Kucler Dolinar would not win the vote in the first place.


I mean… I understand that NSi will defend its number of parliamentary seats tooth-and-nail, but they’ve got a serious credibility issue to deal with first. Luckily for them, the decision on a replacement MP actually rests with the state electoral committee which has the final say on the matter.


UPDATE: The State Electoral Committee has annulled the draw and declared Majda Zupan as the replacement PM.

Jonathan Livingston Seagull

The good dr. filomena has recently provided me with proof of what I claim for the past year: that there is a flock of seagulls somewhere around Ljubljana. I’ve seen them above Tivoli park on a couple of occasions, but here we have incontrovertible proof, shot on Lake Zbilje. Note the Alps in the background in the beginning of the video.

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one…

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…and two


Photos and video by dr. filomena

Two things come to mind: Richard Bach’s Jonathan Livingston Seagull (read the novel text in full) and global warming. Seagulls are not suppose to be here, no?

Zares (a.k.a. ZSMS part II)

Slovenia has a new political party. Zares (literally: For Real) is promising just a little less than kingdom come. Specifically: politics done in a new way. Which would all be fine and dandy, of course, if the core of the party weren’t made of people who have already twisted and shaped Slovenia and its politics.

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Gregor Golobič, former gen-sec of LDS, now president of Zares (photo: www.zares.si)


Now – as Winston Churchill already noted, anyone can rat (but it takes a certain amount of ingeniuity to re-rat). So forming a new party, albeit on the left side of political spectrum is nothing new. It has been done before. As a political scientist and analyst I warmly welcome the entrance of yet another player in the political arena for it spells interesting times ahead.

I do, however, have several misgivings about this new party and its platform. I must stress that these misgivings are mostly based on previous experience and history of several key players of the new party. But that does not mean that I’m condeming the party as incompetent from the start or that I’m not giving it a benefit of the doubt. It only means that – like any other player in the political arena – it will not get any breaks. Not from me, not from anyone else.

Probably the single most important person of the new party is its freshly-elected president Gregor Golobič. If you are following Slovene politics only for a short time or from afar (or both) you might not have heard of him, but this man is considered by many as one of the most brilliant political strategists this side of the border. He reached the peak as secretary-general of the Liberal Democrats under the leadership of Janez Drnovšek, where Golobič was seen by many as the guy who actually runs the show – basically LDS’s No.2 man (a claim he never really disputed). Think of him as Slovenian Karl Rove of the late 1990s.

The comparison with the loathed US Republican mastermind might even be well in place as Golobič was LDS’s gen-sec during a period of very strong “partitocracy”, where certain (economic, media and even political) fiefdoms were created and given – delegated, if you will – to would be Slovenian oligarchs. That trully was the period when (like today under Janša‘s rule) one could not achieve anything of importance if one was not at least heavily connected with key people in LDS. Now, it could be that Golobič did not directly control these “fiefdoms”, but being the “almost-top dog” makes him wholely responsible for the situation which – as it happened – led to the removal of LDS from power and its later near-demise.

Not that Golobič stuck around to witness the demise, of course. As soon as he saw that the party was about to enter a downward spiral, he bugged out and kept to the sidelines until last Saturday when he became the top dog of the new party.


The new party tries to drum up the hype of late 80’s, early 90’s when Slovenia was abuzz with new political ideas, when (to put it romantically) men were men, women were women and politicians were heroes (and three-breasted whores from Eroticon VI were three-breasted whores from Eroticon VI). It, in short, is trying to rekindle the flame of political invention which once burned within the Organisation of Socialist Youth (ZSMS), where the drive for democratic and social change in Slovenia actually began.

There is only one problem, though. These people (and Golobič in particular) are not kids anymore. If twenty years ago they were considered brats, pests and new kids in town (all at the same time), they are now established politicians with a more or less old-school liberal agenda. Twenty years ago these people have promised politics done in a new way. And today they are promising it again. Same old, same old.


On that note, let me just add that on-line media Vest is – according to Vuk Čosić, one of its creators, trying to drum up the same feeling of late 80’s (see comments to this post), and that a re-launch of Vest as we know it today took place only a couple of weeks before Zares held its first conference. A coincidence? 😈


As a political analyst I almost see it as my duty to dispell the notion that politics can be done in a different way. It can’t. You can bitch about it, curse it, do whatever you want, but in the end any politics will have to compromise, will become a purpose unto itself, arrogant, corrupt and ineffective. That’s why we have elections and a supposedly democratic system of government with at least a theoretical set of checks and balances. And while Zares and its people may promise to do it differently, it will end up doing it exactly the same way as everyone else did. As they once already did it.

But Zares also brings a shitload of new faces (both in the media spotlight and behind the scenes), one might say. I fear that most of these faces will be used, abused and then rejected as they will have outlived their usefulness when and if Zares gains momentum and power. Then there’s another possibility – that Zares doesn’t make it. In that case I suspect that Golobič would be quick on his feet to leave the party saying that the exepriment failed (perhaps adding that Slovenia isn’t ready for them just yet.)

In any case, Zares does not bring about a promise of a political revolution, let alone instant advent of better days. To do anything, it will have to be in power. And that requires adheering to rules of classic politics. And just to illustrate my point – in an interview in 2004, Golobič said that “when someone who claims to be clean and incorruptible comes to power, this spells a rampant corruption and clientelism ahead” (in Slovene only)


As the Serbs would say: Ne možeš da jebeš, al’ da ne udješ (you can’t fuck if you don’t stick it in)