Slovenian Man Bites Two At Dog Show
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OK, so it’s not exactly the same as the legendary “Man Bites Dog“, and I’m sure you’ve probably seen it already, but to lighten the load of international treaties, accusations of high treason and the fact that suddenly this country is replete with experts on international law (just as it was replete with experts on English language a week ago), here’s something completely different
(…)a man is alleged to have bitten two people following a dog show in the Latvian capital, Riga, on Sunday, the Baltic News Service reported Tuesday. Police were called after a 27-year-old dog handler from Slovenia reacted in canine fashion when the dog he was parading failed to perform as well as he had hoped. (source)
Apparently the guy was from Maribor. Figures 
November 5th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Wut wut wut?? Maribor is my hometown, don’t mock us
Seriously, this guy was probably a ‘Prlek’, hehe…
November 5th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Ptuj then?
November 5th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
This story is great! Lots of laughs..
November 6th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
One could say he’s barking mad…
November 6th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Ozzy “waddafuckisthat” Osborne comes to mind (bark at the moon)
November 6th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
This item really has gone to the dogs now…
November 7th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
This serves as a reminder to Croats what will happen if they try to screw us. A rabid nation will be upon them.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
@Dr. Arf: Who let the dogs out?
@dr. fil: And the Croats will go: Bite me!
November 21st, 2009 at 4:36 pm
His name is Gregor Nemanic and is not Prlek, Croat or whatever. He is from Metlika, Bela krajina - Slovenia.
http://fokusmetlika.net/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=553:clovekgrize&catid=42:novice&Itemid=53
November 21st, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Pheew.. thank god he’s not from Maribor