Well, Fuck Me Sideways….
… it seems that focued, ruthless, ice-cold men to whom their nations look up for guidance are actually hot-blooded studs with an eye for prime skin. And while none of them can claim that the other two are his friends (amis, prijatelja, друзя), Nicolas Sarkozy, Janez Janša and Vladimir Putin prove that you can be ugly as the wrong side of a car accident and still get laid with the hottest biotches out there. OK. I’m not saying that Sarko, JJ and Vlad are ugly, but - let’s face it - they ain’t exactly oozing sexiness. And yet…
Nicolas Sarkozy divorced his wife of eleven years (and a partner for nearly twice as much) Cecilia Ciganer-Albeniz (this already being the second marriage for both of them) and married Carla Bruni, a former Italian model, singer and songwriter. But Sarko’s martial exploits were widely reported on and the fact that Carla’s nekkid pic fetched $91k is only icing on a somewhat stale cake. Still, she’s babe-o-licious and as such wasted on him. But maybe - just maybe - she has a plan B. Oh, BTW - Sarko already has three sons. How very French, n’est-ce pas?
Second in our mini tour of beauties and the beasts is this blog’s poster boy, Slovenian prime minister Janez Janša, who sent shockwaves through the claustrophobically uptight Slovenian society when he made his first public appearance together with Urška Bačovnik, an medical doctor, eighteen years his junior. Janša was never married, but did have a long-time partner Silva Predalič which has all but disappeared from his CV. They had two children (with JJ rumoured to have fathered at least one more somewhere), whereas Slovenian public is eagerly awaiting annoucment of a wedding date, possibly pre-dated by Urška’s bulging belly. On the other hand, some people are saying that a lot depends on the election result. If he loses - the line of thought goes - it will be fun to watch just who will dump who.
But the last one is a real shocker. Apparently Russian President Vladimir Vladimirovič Putin divorced (or is about to divorce) his wife of 25 years Ljudmila Škrebneva and is getting hitched to 24-year-old gymnast Alina Kabaeva, a Duma deputy representing Putin’s party United Russia. Just like Sarko and JJ, Putin too fathered a couple of kids - two daughters, to be exact. Call me pro-Russian, but I think Vlad got the best deal of the three - at least looking from the outside.
And this is only the tip of the iceberg… If pengovsky were to write up just every case of Slovenian politicos chasing skirt, this blog would provide for some really juicy and fruity content if you catch my meaning…
April 17th, 2008 at 9:36 am
“”You wouldn’t be doing any of this [standing for office] if one of the objectives was not to increase the amount of pussy that was available to you. That is what you do,” Hitch says. “You don’t do it to be, ah, the most approval-rated governor of New York, for fuck’s sake….What’s the point of all this if I don’t get an orgasm now? What’s the point of being an alpha male?
“Anyone who doesn’t get this,” he concluded, “doesn’t know diddly-squat.”
- Christopher Hitchens
April 17th, 2008 at 10:36 am
Surely this post encapsulates both themes of your blog beautifully?
None of these women are exactly shabby, are they? I wonder what attracts them too such powerful (and likely rich) men? Oh!
Keep up the good work!
BTW the “new” Mrs. Putin looks, er, foxy! It’s good to see Vlad’s got a worthwhile distraction from having the world by the balls.
April 17th, 2008 at 11:26 am
Carla Bruni: after she married Sarkozy I discovered I liked her music very much - a funny effect.
Could it be that you forgot Helmut Kohl? OK, his fiancé is on the wrong side of 40 and looks “only nice”… But he’s approaching 80, I think, and his days of power are over.
April 17th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Sounds like Vlad’s going through a classic midlife crisis.
http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/people,874,putins-new-gymnast-fiancee-turns-heads,25259
Or is it that he’s doing it because he can?
Men, eh?
April 18th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
i can’t speak on the others, but considering ms. bruni’s dating track record (mick jagger, eric clapton, and even maybe the former prime minister), nicky sarkozy can’t expect for this to last very long. it is just one long steamy expensive date, and of course the best free marketing ms. bruni could ever get.
like alcessa, i checked out her music after reading about this “scandalous” marriage. she’s definitely got lots more to offer than a few nudie pics! sarkozy doesn’t even offer THAT MUCH!
bruni for prez!
April 21st, 2008 at 9:18 pm
Feel free to label me pro-Russian, but looking at this issue from the opposite angle, I think Alina got the best deal of the lot herself