Smart Move

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Joško Joras, a walking border incident, in good company of Croatian police force


Agenda setting 101:

The PM has launched a semi-secret initiative to finally resolve the many disputes between Slovenia and Croatia (maritime border being only one of them). If we – for the sake of the argument – ignore the fact that this is the zilionth initiative to try to do that and that only one (1) has at least come close to being accepted by both parties (the Drnovšek- Račan agreement), then we could say that this intiative has potential.

Except that even Janša apparently believes that it doesn’t.


Forget for a moment that Slovene PM Janez Janša and his Croatian counterpart are still accused of rigging numerous border incidents – thus making their attempts at solving this thing higly uncredible. There is an entirely different telltale sign that the latest initiative is just a smokescreen: Janša is conferring with every political party in the parliament about this.


Sounds lovely. But the cruel fact is that it’s just a way of getting an issue off the agenda and preventing it from being used in election campaign. How can I tell? Because if there was only a tiny chance of actually striking a deal, Janša would take those chances and try to secure a political victory he so desperately needs. By involving all political parties he is making sure that everyone will share the blame for failure and will thus be denied a strong PR weapon in the upcoming election streak.


Let’s look at two possible scenarios:

Less likely: He actually clinches a deal with both position and opposition parties. Odds are that (due to pre-election period) none od the parties – especially the ruling Blut-und-Boden coalition – will want to appear as if they’re betraying national interests and will take positions impossible for Croatia to accept. It will be a well publicised attempt, a lot of brouhahaha and Croatian government will protest vehemently that Slovenia is not proposing negotiations but is giving an ultimatum (which is totally unacceptable in today’s modern Europe, where Slovenia should – as an EU member state – lead by example rather than resort to extortion – I guess that would be the outline of Croatian response)

Janša can then claim that a) it was all the oppositions fault or b) just keep quiet, knowing that the opposition would be ill-advised to press him on this.

More likely: Janša’s move throws political parties in chaos, making them accuse each other of trying to sell out national interests, while he just shrughs and says “I tried, but I can’t do anything with these bozos”. Janša then has the exact same options as above




And so Joško Joras keeps on causing international incidents (someone lock him up for good, puh-lease!), the opposition has to keep its mouth shut or risk looking like morons and Janša and Sanader get to keep the shit-pan we call “Slovene-Croat border disputes” and stir it when their ratings drop.


Smart move, ain’t it? 😀

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19 thoughts on “Smart Move”

  1. Well yes that’s the circles the countries have been making around this hot potato. How about another aspect. The current political situation in Croatia may be ideal for actually finding a solution. With the guy in charge being less than popular, he might opt to support a constructive initiative as he has nothing to lose, but can potentially go down in history as the one who finally helped settle the issue.

  2. You are very much mistaken: Sanader is bound to the same Blut und Boden politics as Janša is – as indeed almost all Slovene and Croatian politicians are.

    Preelection period in the worst possible time to settle a border dispute because (as you so aptly note) both sides will have to compromise and any compromise will be decried by opposition as high treason.

    The above goes for Croatia especially, but also for the right side of Slovene political spectrum. I’d like to imagine that a left-wing Slovene PM could even have a fighting chance in elections if he reached a compromise: left-wing voters would probably not care a whole lot, whereas right-wing voters would have known “not to expect anything better from this commie” 😀

  3. Maybe Jansa and Sanader should meet at some erotic show instead of football or penis.. ups tennis games. 🙂 And take Joras with them.

  4. No, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! 😕 How could you! Putting those two characters in erotic show ruined the only virgin place in this world! Aaaaaargh! Jerking off will never be the same….

    Thank you very much! NOT!

    Joking, of course 😉

  5. I thought the definition of politics was that of a slightly perverse erotic show? 😉 It’s all about power, right? I can imagine what Austin P would have said 😀 Does that make the rest of us voyeurs? Humm.

  6. @dr. F.: Yes, but you will not find me fantasising about JJ or Condi Rice or any other politcian. Ever! unless of course I mary one and she’s hot and sexy and just mine. But that’s a different ballgame

    @Morska: Stop it! 😀

  7. P, not even Cicciolina? 😉 (though to me she looks kind of like a female version of Fredy Miler)

    Morska, I’ll bow to your expertise for that particular niche and take your tips on the white ones.

    Yikes, this blog certainly is named properly :mrgreen:

  8. Must be the influence of a romantic evening spent by Ljubljanica river, with candels and coffee, talking about sex with a nice woman 🙂

  9. @dr. filomena: Ciccolina? Eeeewwww…. While I respect what she has done for the porn industry, I must say that I’m not attracted to women in whose body cavities one could park a truck….

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