Detox & Redux
Talk about getting yourself a birthday gift… Robbie Williams just checked into a rehab clinic, supposedly to cure his addiction to prescription drugs… Now, Wobbie is my favourite pop musician currently on stage, but how the fuck to do you get hooked on antibiotics???? 
This is what an OD of amoxiclav will do to you…
Hearing the brighter side of life…After reportedly becoming half deaf, Phil Collins’ hearing has reportedly improved so much that he’s back on tour with Genesis and will give a free performance in Rome on July 14 (Ozzy “whaddafuckisthat” Osborne is following suit)
No wonder he got an ear infection… Didn’t mama ever tell him not to take his shirt off when he was all sweaty?
And finally… Spread ‘em… The Police are back… The high-piched voice of Sting will ask Roxanne not to go out whoring yet again.
Rooooooooxane!
BTW: In case you didn’t know - Sting is the vocal at the begining of Dire Straits’ Money For Nothing. I guess Mark won’t be touring these parts any time soon, right?
Wednesday, February 14th, 2007
