sex and politics

-I’d have to say: Assfinkter says what? -What? -Exactly!

While this blog will never EVER become a place for sexual advice and tutorials (if you can’t help yourself and your (wo)man, then Pengovsky can’t either… Well, he can but… OK, forget it) I would like to draw attention to a practice called prostate milking or prostate massage.

Why? Because - to quote Woody Allen - sex is a dirty thing when it’s done right And I know most of the guys reading this have either stopped reading by now or are reading in disbelief thinking “you gotta be kidding me”. Well, I kid you not.

Prostate milking. Think of it as “the untold side of anal sex”. Now, most guys dream of getting some anal at one point or another in their life (mostly between the age of 16 till their weener drops off). So we’ve seen it done. Babes in every porn (no matter how bad) take it up their ass so it can’t be that hard. Well, it has to be hard - I mean harder than the entire 5th Fleet before comming ashore (or cumming ashore, whichever you like).

But that’s not the point. Guys, if you actually did anal, you know it’s not that simple. And gals, if you gave anal, you know that you can learn to love it immensly. But how about the other way around? Should guys take it up their ass? I bet a lot of the girls whose man tried to persuade (and maybe even persuaded) them to do anal would like some sort of revenge. But that’s a slippery slope. While guys might offer slightly more resistance to anal tickling, they might start liking in a lot. I mean - really a lot. Why? The answer is of course the prostate, also known the male G-spot.

You didn’t even know you had it, did you?

The prostate can be reached only via anal hole, but(t) once you’re in, he won’t let you take it out. If you feel exploaratory today, then follow this link. It is somewhat sterile, but it gives a good description of the technique. A somewhat spicier version can be found here, but from a BDSM point of view. A good start nevertheless.

There are some Slovene sources as well, but almost all are somewhat incomprehensibly connected to some new age shit of outer-body erotic experience (also known as The Tao of Lovemaking). But this forum might provide some insight of dos and donts¸.